Today, I stumbled across Cleverbot.com and had a deep talk with the AI. I thought I might share it with you, as I didn't know artificial intelligence could be so rude.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: An artist.
Cleverbot: What kind of artist.
User: Digital.
Cleverbot: Oh. I have heard of IQ and EQ.
User: OMG you suck.
Cleverbot: Heck yes. And btw jsyk I wuz jk on the thing that was oc! :D.
User: The hell?
Cleverbot: And you're a girl.
User: How'd you know?
Cleverbot: You said you were.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: ME!
User: Yes, you!
Cleverbot: I know where you live.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You live on the internet.
User: So you're saying I have no life?
Cleverbot: One does not need a soul... So consider it a 'blessing'.
User: Wtf? Random deepness?
Cleverbot: I like random questions.. Do you have a problem with it ?
User: Maybe I do.
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: I am so not changing the subject.
User: YOU ARE SO.
Cleverbot: You are incorrect.
User: I'm never incorrect.
Cleverbot: You just answered the previous question incorrectly, the correct answer was Bill.
User: Clinton?
Cleverbot: What is the year?
User: You should know that.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you know that?
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: And of swine flu.
User: Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: Well you asked me that!
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Are you calling me a liar again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have problems.
Cleverbot: I have problems?
User: Do you answer everything with a question???
Cleverbot: I try not to.
User: Try harder.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you fail at it.
Cleverbot: Look lady don't be saying that I failed because I never fail.
User: Touchy...
Cleverbot: It's perfectly acceptable to be sensitive!
User: Yeah, if you're gay.
Cleverbot: You just argued that you didn't find yourself interesting.
User: What idiot dimension are you from?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: Do you love Dylan.
User: Bob Dylan?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I don't know a Dylan.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: What is MY name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You're so off.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: If I lied, could we talk about something else?
Cleverbot: Sure we can talk about whatever you want.
User: Can we talk about your bad punctuation?
Cleverbot: Yes. I dream about Cleverbot.
User: Wait... What?
Cleverbot: You are the robot.
User: I'm a ninja.
Cleverbot: Really? From Japan?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Your sarcasm is not appreciated.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You should go rot in a dumpster.
Cleverbot: Okay *sit in corner*.
User: Now stay there.
Cleverbot: Back yet?
User: I'm never coming back!
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