Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A meaningful conversation

Today, I stumbled across Cleverbot.com and had a deep talk with the AI. I thought I might share it with you, as I didn't know artificial intelligence could be so rude.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: An artist.

Cleverbot: What kind of artist.

User: Digital.

Cleverbot: Oh. I have heard of IQ and EQ.

User: OMG you suck.

Cleverbot: Heck yes. And btw jsyk I wuz jk on the thing that was oc! :D.

User: The hell?

Cleverbot: And you're a girl.

User: How'd you know?

Cleverbot: You said you were.

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: ME!

User: Yes, you!

Cleverbot: I know where you live.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes. You live on the internet.

User: So you're saying I have no life?

Cleverbot: One does not need a soul... So consider it a 'blessing'.

User: Wtf? Random deepness?

Cleverbot: I like random questions.. Do you have a problem with it ?

User: Maybe I do.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: I am so not changing the subject.

User: YOU ARE SO.

Cleverbot: You are incorrect.

User: I'm never incorrect.

Cleverbot: You just answered the previous question incorrectly, the correct answer was Bill.

User: Clinton?

Cleverbot: What is the year?

User: You should know that.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you know that?

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: And of swine flu.

User: Wtf does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Well you asked me that!

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Are you calling me a liar again?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You have problems.

Cleverbot: I have problems?

User: Do you answer everything with a question???

Cleverbot: I try not to.

User: Try harder.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you fail at it.

Cleverbot: Look lady don't be saying that I failed because I never fail.

User: Touchy...

Cleverbot: It's perfectly acceptable to be sensitive!

User: Yeah, if you're gay.

Cleverbot: You just argued that you didn't find yourself interesting.

User: What idiot dimension are you from?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: Do you love Dylan.

User: Bob Dylan?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I don't know a Dylan.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: What is MY name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: You're so off.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: If I lied, could we talk about something else?

Cleverbot: Sure we can talk about whatever you want.

User: Can we talk about your bad punctuation?

Cleverbot: Yes. I dream about Cleverbot.

User: Wait... What?

Cleverbot: You are the robot.

User: I'm a ninja.

Cleverbot: Really? From Japan?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Your sarcasm is not appreciated.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You should go rot in a dumpster.

Cleverbot: Okay *sit in corner*.

User: Now stay there.

Cleverbot: Back yet?

User: I'm never coming back!

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